Odds of contracting primary sclerosing cholangitis: 1.3 per 100,000 people
Odds of developing cholangiocarcinoma: 1-2 per 100,000 people
Odds that Mayo Clinic gave Ryan to beat cancer: 0%
Odds of surviving Nebuchadnezzar's fiery furnace: 0%
Odds of 2 million Israelites successfully escaping Egypt via Red Sea: 0%
Odds of scrawny adolescent killing giant Philistine warrior: slim to none
Odds of human surviving captivity in a den of lions: 0%
Odds of man crucified on Roman cross resurrecting 2 days later: 0%
Ya know, I'm beginning to like gambling at God's table. His dice are hot.